Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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