This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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