i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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