FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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