did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
My vagina just clenched in fear
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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