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(303): View more from Colorado

Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.

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(804): View more from Virginia

Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?

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(217): View more from Illinois

She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop

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(201): View more from New Jersey

U took a sewing needle to his nipple

(1-201): View more from New Jersey

Psshh,

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(818): View more from California

I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?

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(850): View more from Florida

I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.

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(850): View more from Florida

try to milk me bitch

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