Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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