Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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