i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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