My first STD was from a foam party
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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