i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize