Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I love you.
Bad choice
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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