I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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