I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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