I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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