i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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