We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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