ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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