you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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