your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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