Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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