Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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