Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(240): View more from Maryland

Thanks for last night it was amazing as always

(703): View more from Virginia

What are you talking about

(240): View more from Maryland

You've got to be kidding me

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?

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(631): View more from New York

Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.

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(867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.

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(586): View more from Michigan

It would be magical, all 2 min of it.

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(406): View more from Montana

why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?

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