Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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