you turned your livingroom into a bong?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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