I think i sorta joined a cult last night
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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