thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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