: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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