I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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