he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
wow bdsm is so cute
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Randomize
