Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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