People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
