i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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