How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Its about making memories worth repressing
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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