hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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