Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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