Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
wakey wakey hands off snakey
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
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