You made me cry and you don't even care
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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