In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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