and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
We had to coat check the pizza.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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