everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Did I show you my penis last night?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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