My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
