Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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