also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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