Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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