Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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