But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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