I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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