There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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