I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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