We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Randomize
