it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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