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when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
i need some magic done to my vagina
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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