Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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