wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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