woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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