hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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